C'thulhu
Cell: 555-666-7777
Email: greatoldone@lovecraft.com
I am an outgoing and energetic (ask anybody) young professional, seeking a career that fits my professional skills, personality, and murderous tendencies. My squid-like head is a masterful problem solver and inspires fear in who gaze upon it. I can bring world domination to your organization.
- Education
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Withering Madness University - Planet Vhoorl
Major: Public Relations
Minor: Scale Tending - Skills
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Office skills
Office and records management, database administration, event organization, customer support, travel coordination
Computer skills
Microsoft productivity software (Word, Excel, etc), Adobe Creative Suite, Windows
- Experience
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Doomsday Cult Leader/Overlord - Baton Rogue, LA - 1926-2010
- Inspired and won highest peasant death competition among servants
- Helped coordinate managers to grow cult following
- Provided untimely deaths to all who opposed
The Watering Hole Bartender/Server - Milwaukee, WI - 2009
- Worked on grass-roots promotional campaigns
- Reduced theft and property damage percentages
- Janitorial work, Laundry
- Hobbies
- World Domination, Deep Sea Diving, Murder Most Foul
- References
- Available on request
